&rea's Entropic Paradise : Pennsylvania Files : Welcome to Pennsylvania
Welcome to PA

Life in Pennsylvania, there is nothing like it. Lush green countryside dotted with orange construction signs, cones, and detours. As soon as a map is published it is rendered obsolete by PennDot as they manipulate the topography of the land in an attempt to make travel through the Commonwealth easier. In reality, they make it impossible to get there from here for at least two years, provided the workers don't fall behind and miss those deadlines.

Below are some proposed changes to the list of Pennsylvania's official "things". They are dedicated to the businesses and residents located along any PA road choked by a few years of PennDot-imposed gridlock, all in the name of progress.